Down by The Bay

I learned a new song from school today. Apparently it is a very popular children's song but Mummy and Daddy doesn't seem to have heard of it before. Probably before their time I guess. Here is my version...

And here is the normal version. The lyrics goes like this...

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever see a bear

Combing his hair

Down by the bay"?

"Did you ever see a bee

With a sunburned knee

Down by the bay"?

"Did you ever see a moose

Kissing a goose

Down by the bay"?

"Did you ever see a whale

With a polka dot tail

Down by the bay"?

"Did you ever see a pig

Wearing a wig

Down by the bay"?